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OK, I’m officially sick and tired
of the 79th
Annual Feast of San Gennaro, which is making traffic
between Allen and Center Streets a nightmare. Yesterday afternoon we were stuck
for who knows how long behind a mover’s truck trying to maneuver on Baxter
Street to make a left turn, but the congestion was so debilitating, with
another freaking truck stuck half-way in the intersection. It was a horror
show.
Cops, you’re asking? There were more cops than pigeons, but even cops can’t
lift up a mover’s truck above the colorful stalls and the packed streets. Who’s
idea was it to have a festival start before 7 PM every day? I’ll tell you who: Figli di San Gennaro,
Inc., who’ve been running this show since 1996. They say they’re
not-for-profit, but does that necessarily mean they have to suck the meager profits
everyone else down here is trying to make? How can anyone deliver anything in
this congestion?
Oh, and just who was this San Gennaro, you’re
asking? Most Precious Blood Church, the
National Shrine Church of San Gennaro, 109 Mulberry
Street, 212-226-6427 reports:
San Gennaro
never made headlines during his lifetime. Very little is known about him except
that he was bishop of Benevento, Italy, and died a
martyr in 305 A.D., during the persecution spearheaded by Emperor Diocletian.
Actually, the zealous
prelate seems to have signed his death warrant when he risked the wrath of
local pagan officials by visiting the deacons Sosso
and Proculo and the laymen Eutichete
and Acuzio in jail. The warden observing this
stranger trying to comfort the Christian prisoners naturally concluded that he
must be a Christian. Therefore he too must be shut up behind bars.
Shortly afterwards, the
proconsul Timothy had Gennaro arrested and clapped
into jail. Subsequently he underwent various forms of torture, without wavering
in resolution to remain loyal to Christ.
The proconsul's agents
then had the generous confessor of the faith thrown headlong into a furnace,
fully convinced that the flames would reduce him to ashes. By the grace of God
he came through unscathed. Furious, the agents gave themselves no rest until
their victim had been sentenced to be beheaded.
Gennaro, who had refused to bow his head in cowardly fashion at a pagan leader's
bidding, surrendered it to the steel's deathblow. His companions shared a
similar fate.
But what they don’t tell you is that while all this torturing was going
on, all the martyrs' oxcarts were double parked in front of the town jail.
Just kidding…
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