As promised, if a bit late, the East River Housing parks have received their new, lightweight gates which, though as imposing as before, are no match even to a senior citizen yearning to pound the pavement. This is a huge improvement over the previous gates which could easily stand up to a battering ram, should a medieval army would fancy conquering our lovely parks (they are particularly beautiful these sun-drenched fall morning).
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New, Lighter Gates at ER, But Whatever For?
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Yori Yanover
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the er manager is harold jacobs, not "howard jacob"
Thanks... Pheew... Publishing early in the AM...
the only people i've seen stepping over the short fence are orthodox men who don't have their key handy on shabbos.
Only people over the age of about 70 couldn't easily step over the fence. So it's clear that the dangerous intruders being prevented entry to the parks are those irascible elderly.
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